Steven

"'im called that cuz my balls hang at the same length' - Steven's second line ever."

Even Steven, more commonly referred to as Steven, is the main character in the comic inside the comic, Even Steven. He's known for having his testicles hanging at the same length. He is usually seen with his clackers. Steven is shown to be able to become very wrinkly, with the reason being unknown.

In Episode 45, he gets castrated by Travis.